Posts tagged christianity
Posts tagged christianity
By far one of my FAVORITE signs I’ve seen this week!
aw snap. I love the smell of logic in the afternoon
I haven’t been reblogging many of these but I like this one.
Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
this is so good
This got funnier the longer I thought about it
Posted by purveyorofwisdom on Reddit. It reminds me of AHA’s posts about their anti-choice children.
An anti-choicer condemns churches that support the LGBT community.
AAAAGGGGHHHH FUCK RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
shutupbecky submitted: “Ugghhh… this just showed up on my news feed. Unfriended.”
Wait, so Christ doesn’t even have any responsibilities? What a lazyass. Also this graphic is hideous and at least a century old.
At least a century old but some people still care about it. Blerg.
The salvation army is interesting… ‘cause they’ve almost entirely managed to make everyone forget that they are a church, not a charity.
Would secular institutions be less welcoming if they actually realized they were allowing a church to collect donations on its grounds? why not other churches then?
“Feminism causes breast cancer”.
So much stupid… it hurtssss
Yes the secret goal of feminism is to give everyone breast cancer. You found us out. Good job.
my facebook news feed during december more like “middle aged white women bitching about how it’s ‘merry christmas’ and NOT ‘happy holidays’”
i made my status “i’m deliberately going to say “happy holidays” instead of “merry christmas” to every single person this year just to watch people get all upset and indignant” and i’ve already had 3 middle aged white women yell at me
My mom has a pin that she wears in December that says something like “It’s okay! You can wish me a Merry Christmas!”
Which I really hate because it implies that everyone really wants to say Merry Christmas but is too scared of offending someone. No, actually most people want to be inclusive, aren’t scared of being fired for saying anything other than “Happy Holidays”, and may not actually celebrate Christmas.
Attention, Christians: you are not an oppressed minority that has to keep your beliefs secret in order to avoid persecution. Not in North America, anyway. Stop pretending you are. It’s really annoying and kind of pretentious.
In 1968, Christianity Today published a special issue on contraception and abortion, encapsulating the consensus among evangelical thinkers at the time. In the leading article, professor Bruce Waltke, of the famously conservative Dallas Theological Seminary, explained the Bible plainly teaches that life begins at birth:
“God does not regard the fetus as a soul, no matter how far gestation has progressed. The Law plainly exacts: ‘If a man kills any human life he will be put to death’ (Lev. 24:17). But according to Exodus 21:22–24, the destruction of the fetus is not a capital offense… Clearly, then, in contrast to the mother, the fetus is not reckoned as a soul.”
The magazine Christian Life agreed, insisting, “The Bible definitely pinpoints a difference in the value of a fetus and an adult.” And the Southern Baptist Convention passed a 1971 resolution affirming abortion should be legal not only to protect the life of the mother, but to protect her emotional health as well.
FUCKING THIS OKAY
Actually read your precious Bible instead of just listening to what your church tells you. If you’re just going to be a mindless follower of your misogynistic church without questioning it against YOUR OWN HOLY BOOK we can’t be friends. If you’re going to think for yourself, then we can talk.