Posts tagged housemate chronicles
Tea in tiny jars and paper cones
Look! I maed a tumblr.
Me: Know what’s in this jug?
Mr E: Water. Or homeopathic lemonade.
April 3rd
A sunny spot, a mug of tea, a pillow, and my ereader. Bliss.
You’re just like a cat but with more tea and reading.
Which is to say you’re just like Russ but with more tea.
Guess the fuck what I found in my old coat
(I’m p sure only Essie and Sophia and maybe Elizabeth will understand this)
CURSE YOU UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All I could think of was, “I sell that lube combo. It’s not very good.” Hahaha
I suppose I should probably give some background here…
Once upon a time, Essie won a prize pack from The Stag Shop. It included this pair of spandex underwear, which none of us found particularly sexy. We decided it would be funny to hide them in our roommate’s winter coat. This was probably over two years ago, I would guess. All this time we thought he hadn’t found them.
Then, yesterday, I put on an old coat of mine to go to the Maple Syrup Festival and found this in the pocket.
I’m just really glad my parents didn’t find it when they were helping me move last December.
Guess the fuck what I found in my old coat
(I’m p sure only Essie and Sophia and maybe Elizabeth will understand this)
CURSE YOU UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ew
inorite?
He said he would have just thrown it out if I wasn’t there. I’ve decided I have to leave him for the sake of his health.
HUSBAND
DON’T EAT MEAT YOU FIND ON THE FLOOR
I DON’T CARE IF YOU KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM
THAT WAS 2 HOURS AGO DON’T EAT IT
March 7th
My hair appears to have developed its own personal gravitational field. I may be metamorphosing into an anime character.
I fully support your hair’s life choices. Let me know if it starts glowing.
I give you what is likely my favourite photoset ever and probably also my favourite pictures from my wedding day.
The background creeper is my former roommate and one of my best friends who is awesome and had the best ideas and made an awesome sign and I love her. Thank you Essie for being so awesome and also so supportive always :)
Suspenders + boobs = FUCK YOU, BIOLOGY, I AM GOING TO BE A MODERN-DAY QUAINTRELLE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
QUAINTRELLE
QUAINTRELLE
WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD THIS WORD BEFORE????
(also ugh fuck boobs+suspenders forever, I cannot make suspenders work well on me at all, it is one of the grand tragedies of my life)
I don’t KNOW why you didn’t know that word, it’s such a good word!
I can just about make them work if I give them enough slack and let them drift a bit to the outside, but if I were any bustier it would be a no-go.
(Now I’m reliving the memory of watching Luise try to wear suspenders. It was less than optimal.)
You are right about that my friend.
Those suspenders were not working on me. But I had to because a cappella and they were my goddamn idea in the first place. Though I would have preferred top hats.
Sophia Reviews Perfumes Pt. II! Reminder: Sophia and me are different in that Sophie strenuously dislikes all artificial scents. And many natural ones. She is really not a perfume person. But she enjoys providing horrified descriptions of the contents of my Delightful Rot perfumes. (Neither of us is entirely clear on WHY she enjoys this, but…) All scents are described as smelled in the bottle, as the suggestion that she apply them to her skin for evaluation was not well received. Sophia would like her apologies conveyed to the creator of these perfumes; she says she’s sure they’re very lovely for people who aren’t her.
….yep. THIS IS A THING WOT I DID. AGAIN. ENJOY????
(ps the typos are because Essie was typing while I was talking and holding perfume. OBVIOUSLY I NEVER MAKE ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I AM PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.)
(I should have made Essie let me proofread before she posted this.)
SOPHIA I REALLY ENJOY YOUR PERFUME REVIEWS
