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wtfevolution: “I am such an idiot.” “What do you mean, evolution?” “I made animals that court each other, and make beautiful love; I made animals that protect each other and raise their offspring together and mate for life. But apparently I was just being naive. Apparently none of those things actually matter to anyone.” “Whoo boy. Did genetic drift stop calling you back again?” “Maybe, instead of cuddling after they mate, one of these praying mantises should just eat the other one’s head off and put it out of its misery.” “You seem a little angry.” “Love is dead.”

wtfevolution:

“I am such an idiot.”

“What do you mean, evolution?”

“I made animals that court each other, and make beautiful love; I made animals that protect each other and raise their offspring together and mate for life. But apparently I was just being naive. Apparently none of those things actually matter to anyone.”

“Whoo boy. Did genetic drift stop calling you back again?”

“Maybe, instead of cuddling after they mate, one of these praying mantises should just eat the other one’s head off and put it out of its misery.”

“You seem a little angry.”

“Love is dead.”

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Good Stitch, best alien.

stitch knows when to let lilo go when her mother is involved

A good friend knows when to hold you back.

A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

Amen.   

A BEST FRIEND FOREVER WILL TAKE PICTURES OF YOU RIPPING INTO A BITCH.

omg stitch

Lilo STAYED beating her ass. You’d think she’d get tired of all those asswoopins but NOPE. She kept the trap open and got her blocked knocked everytime.

Dog, she shoulda known it was real when she put her purse down. 

I love this so much

Baby Hawaiian taking off the leaf crown = black woman taking off the earrings. 

(Source: bolinss, via postmodernismruinedme)

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hollywood has given us two, equally false, notions of marriage. either it’s the joining of two gorgeous young people “destined” to be together, or as a wheezing and cold institution inhabited by miserable and middle-aged wheezebags, usually meant to illustrate a counterpoint to the love the gorgeous young couple in the film will share once their destinies are realized, and they are able to finally be together against all odds. yawn. boring. wrong. …

it’s doing laundry. it’s paying bills. cleaning the kitty litter. marriage is a hundred thousand tiny tasks you share. it is peeling vegetables and changing lightbulbs and giving each other quick kisses and wishing for each other “a nice day.” it is coming home and smelling dinner cooking, and running out on a cold winter night for antacid because she has a headache and cannot sleep. sometimes marriage is being pissed off at each other for weeks at a time. and sometimes it’s walking into your children’s bedrooms and watching them sleep.

michael ian black (via emilyinternet)

(I love everything about this quotation, but I am concerned that an antacid will not effectively treat Michael Ian Black’s wife’s headache. And then he is going to come home and be like, “I ventured out into the frigid night to get you this Pepcid AC,” and she will be like, “I have a headache, not heartburn,” and then he will have to go back to CVS and there will be a bit of mutual resentment even though everyone is trying to do right by everyone else. This is also marriage.)

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