Posts tagged love
Posts tagged love
After I took her photo, she stuck her cheek out for a kiss. After I gave her one, she said: “Isn’t love great?”
“Yes it is,” I replied. Then she leaned in and said:
“But sex is better.”
i feel like i need to write a short story about this photoset
“I am such an idiot.”
“What do you mean, evolution?”
“I made animals that court each other, and make beautiful love; I made animals that protect each other and raise their offspring together and mate for life. But apparently I was just being naive. Apparently none of those things actually matter to anyone.”
“Whoo boy. Did genetic drift stop calling you back again?”
“Maybe, instead of cuddling after they mate, one of these praying mantises should just eat the other one’s head off and put it out of its misery.”
“You seem a little angry.”
“Love is dead.”
“Little something for you” // 2013
Happy Valentine’s Day, my dear followers :3
dont buy roses for her buy chicken nuggets show her you really care
The Magic Circle, 1886, Oil Painting By John William Waterhouse. Inspiration In My Creative Workshop. (at http://bonelust.etsy.com)
Karim and I aren’t engaged yet. So we can’t actually hold hands.
This is the substitute; Keeping it halal.
ok i just died
So cute. <3
omg cute overload
Good Stitch, best alien.
stitch knows when to let lilo go when her mother is involved
A good friend knows when to hold you back.
A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.
A BEST FRIEND FOREVER WILL TAKE PICTURES OF YOU RIPPING INTO A BITCH.
Lilo STAYED beating her ass. You’d think she’d get tired of all those asswoopins but NOPE. She kept the trap open and got her blocked knocked everytime.
Dog, she shoulda known it was real when she put her purse down.
I love this so much
Baby Hawaiian taking off the leaf crown = black woman taking off the earrings.
michael ian black (via emilyinternet)
(I love everything about this quotation, but I am concerned that an antacid will not effectively treat Michael Ian Black’s wife’s headache. And then he is going to come home and be like, “I ventured out into the frigid night to get you this Pepcid AC,” and she will be like, “I have a headache, not heartburn,” and then he will have to go back to CVS and there will be a bit of mutual resentment even though everyone is trying to do right by everyone else. This is also marriage.)
The Doctor and The Captain
Saw this while browsing for Captain America art; re-blogging it because its adorable